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"After Everything I've Done for You (That You Didn't Ask For)" is a song sung by Paula Proctor in the episode Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!. It is mainly a parody of the legendary eleven o'clock number "Rose's Turn" from Gypsy: A Musical Fable.

Lyrics

Paula: Time for you to shut up!
Time for you to sit down!
Paula's tired of being your sidekick, your henchman,
Your eager...
Little...
Cloooooooooowwwwwwwn!

After everything I've done for you—
Rebecca: That I didn't ask for!
Paula: Do you have any idea the work you're undoing?
After everything I've done for you (mockingly) that you didn't ask for!
Let's just say Greg isn't the only one you're screwing!

Wanna know all the things I've done for you?
I broke into Josh's old high school and made copies of all his grades!
I bumped into Lourdes at Starbucks and suggested you be a bridesmaid!
I blackmailed Valencia's boss so now I control when she teaches!
That's right! I make yoga class schedules! There's no limit to where my reach is!

After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for!
God, will your lies never end!
After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for,
The least you can do is be honest with your mother, I mean friend!

What's that look on your face?
You're horrified.
You think I'm a monster
For doing your dirty work.
You think love is stainless and pure,
But beneath all the fantasy,
There's filth and there's gore!

So now it's time for me to walk out!
Time for me to say no!
Paula's tired of working for no thanks at all!
Paula's...
Gonna...
Goooooooooo!

You're nothing without me and my creativity!
I created you! You lived in my womb—I mean figuratively!
After everything I've done for you, I don't, I don't, I don't know why
Somehow, I'm gonna say goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeee!

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