Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride!
— Paula Proctor
Maybe This Dream is a musical performance sung by Paula Proctor. In this song she hopes that her dream of becoming a lawyer won't turn out as badly as her previous ones. The song was first heard on the Season Two episode "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?".
Song and lyrics
Lyrics:
Paula:
When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naive and full of hope
I thought my dreams
would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like
[laughing] NOPE !
But this time, maybe...
Maybe this dream
Won't lead to disgrace!
Maybe this dream
Is in reach!
Maybe this dream
Won't poop on my face!
Like at a seagull
At the beach!
Maybe this dream
Won't be like my wedding
The organ played
"There goes the bride"!
I came back.
Maybe this dream
Won't be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting
Deer carcass of my pride!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!
Maybe this dream
Won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most!
Tim:
Tweedle-deedle-dee!
Maybe this dream
Won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host!
Jim:
Tweedle-deedle-doo!
Paula:
Maybe this dream
Won't be like when I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps
Plus dump cramps
And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like
A sewer rat!
Maybe this dream
Won't be like that!
Maybe this dream
Will finally make me feel
Like I deserve!