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Full music video for "Heavy Boobs" from Rachel Bloom. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is new Monday at 8/7c on The CW.

“Heavy Boobs”

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Dense like dying stars. I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, I can’t run real far.

Let me break down what I just said, Each of my Double Ds has the volume of a toddler’s head. Not bitchin’ ‘bout my boobies, they look super fly in shirts, But if I swung them in your face. you’d be like “Omigod, that hurts! I’m blind, holy crap, I literally can’t see, I have permanent retinal damage, I’m suing you and your heavy boobies.”

Heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Dense like dying stars. I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, They each have their own memoirs.

What you gotta know is that boobs may be where it’s at, But if you cut them open, they’re just sacks of yellow fat. Stuff falls into my bra, it’s a little bit of a drag, But when I go to bed at night, it’s like opening a Mary Poppins bag. Whee, candy and pennies!

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Dense like dying stars. I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Don’t need an airbag in my car.

Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of “Arabian Nights,” Dog bowl, remote control, hard back copy of “Wuthering Heights.”

See, when a star is dying, it transforms into a red giant, and if the red giant does not have enough mass to fuse carbon, an inert mass of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center, transforming into a dense white dwarf. And yeah, like, that’s my boobs. That’s what my boobs are like.

I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Dense like a white dwarf I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, They’d be a catch at Fisherman’s Wharf. I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, Don’t ever forget That these heavy boobs, heavy boobs Are just sacks of yellow fat, Like the stuffing of a couch, They’re just sacks of yellow fat. Technically meant to feed a baby, They’re just sacks of yellow fat.


About Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Rebecca Bunch is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, CA.

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