"Gettin' Bi" is a song sung by Darryl Whitefeather in Josh is Going to Hawaii!. In this song, Darryl announces to his subordinates that he is bisexual. The song is a stylistic parody of Huey Lewis and the News.


Darryl: I don’t know how,
I don’t know why,
But I like ladies,
And I like guys.
I realize it’s a surprise,
But now I see that that’s just me,
It’s not like I even try.
So if you ask me how I’m doing,
Here is my reply:
I’m g-g-g-g-getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
Oh yeah, I’m letting my bi flag fly!

Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie,
I’m a bi kinda guy, there’s no reason to be shy.
My oh my, it’s a fact I can’t deny.
I’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die.

Now some may say,
“Oh you’re just gay!
Why don’t you just go gay all the way?”
But that’s not it,
‘Cause bi’s legit.
Whether you’re a he or a she,
We might be a perfect fit.
And one more thing, I tell you what,
Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut.
Sure, I like sex.
Paula: Please make him stop.
Darryl: But I’m no ho, I take things slow, until I feel at ease.

So if you ask me how I’m doing,
I’m feeling peppy, sprightly, spry,
I’m g-g-g-g-getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
And it’s something I’d like to demystify.
It’s not a phase,
I’m not confused—
Not indecisive—
I don’t have the “gotta choose” blues.
I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie,
You might just catch my eye
Because I’m definitely bi.

Big man!

(sax solo)

I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
I’m getting bi!
It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual.

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