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Group Hang is performed by Rebecca Bunch with background chorus by Josh' friends in Josh and I Work on a Case!.

Storyline

In this song, Rebecca originally wanted to spend time alone with Josh, but Josh ends up inviting a lot of his friends.

Lyrics

Rebecca: (Latin accent) The night was going perfectly, mi amore. We were having a romantic Mexican meal. Or Cali-Mex. Or Cali-Mex-Italian. I don’t really know what this food is. But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance.
Josh's friends: La la, la la la!
Rebecca: It was a group hang,
Group hang,
You’re so far away in a group hang!
A group hang, group hang,
Do we really need all these nachos?
It was an intimate date,
Just you and me,
At a magical place
Where refills are free.
Then your buddies showed up
And tore us apart.
They’re forces of evil,
A knife through my heart.
Josh's friends: Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!
Rebecca: A group hang,
Group hang,
You’re just out of reach in a group hang.
A group hang, group hang,
I’m so afraid of horses!
Now you’re telling a story
‘Bout some dude named Jeffwad,
And the time he “sprooshed,”
Whatever that means.
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:
I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm.
It was a group hang,
Group hang,
It just got weird in this group hang!
Group hang, group hang,
It makes me so sexy sad.
Hector: Ow, this guac is so spicy.
Rebecca: Hey, wanna get a drink at the bar?
Josh: Oh, okay.
Rebecca: Great.
Josh's friends: Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, español, arriba!
Guadalaraja, Sicily.
Rebecca: That’s not in Mexico!
Josh's friends: Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco, salsa verde cheesecake,
Bacon tamale, root beer margarita, taco stew!
Rebecca: Does the chef know what Mexico is?
A group hang,
Group hang,
What’s this smoky tortilla soup thing?
I mean, really, am I crazy? There are-- I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant.
A group hang,
Group hang,
How are they not offended with the bastardization of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me.
You’re so far away at a group hang.
I feel like I’m being gas lighted by this restaurant.
A group hang,
Group hang.
Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque![1]

Translation

  1. And now the most dreaded part of the group hang. The check!/the bill!

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