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I'm So Good at Yoga (also known simply as So Good at Yoga in the end credits) is sung by Valencia Perez in Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!. In this song, Rebecca fantasizes that Valencia is taunting to her about how awesome she is.

Lyrics

Valencia: We're in a yoga class
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead
On how awesome the yoga teacher is
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Exhale on another sigh...
Valencia and Students: Rebecca sucks.
Valencia: I do shit[1] with my body
That no human, should be able to do
Like putting my face, behind my knees
Turning my hand, into a shoe
As the morning sun kisses the lotus
I kiss my own pussy[2]
Can you do that?
Greet each day, Namaste
Fuuuuuuuuuck[3] you, you‛re fat
Look at me, Look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I‛m so good at yoga
Students: Look at her, look at her...
Look at her, look at her--
Valencia: I‛m so much better than you![4]
If you want to just stay in child‛s pose, it‛s totally fine.
Rebecca: No, I‛m good, I‛m an adult…
Valencia: I‛m not afraid to get tattoos and they are all in Sanskrit.
(Panther!)
Anal[5] doesn‛t hurt at all, most times I prefer it
(That‛s what this tattoo says)
Students: Look at her, look at her...
Valencia: I‛m so good at yoga.
Students: Look at her, look at her...
Valencia: I cuuuuuuuum vaginally.[6]
Students: Look at her, look at her.
Valencia: I‛m not afraid of clowns and trains.
Students: Look at her, look at her...
Valencia: My father didn‛t leave me
Valencia & Students: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Valencia: I‛m so good at yoga…
Valencia & Students: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah,
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah

Notes

  1. Changed to "stuff" on broadcast version
  2. Changed to "hoo-ha" in broadcast version
  3. Changed to "Screeeeeewww" in broadcast version
  4. In the explicit version, she gives Rebecca the double deuce. In the broadcast version, her hands are on her hips.
  5. Changed to "Butt stuff" in broadcast version
  6. Changed to "I orgasm instantly" in broadcast version.

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