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I'm a Good Person is sung by Rebecca Bunch in Josh and I Are Good People!.

Storyline

In this song, Rebecca throws her victory in her divorce case at Greg Serrano threateningly.

Lyrics

Rebecca: I’m a good person, yes it’s true
I'm a good person better than you
I’m a good person, can’t you see
Doctors Without Borders don’t have shit[1] on me
I’m a good person all over the place[2]
I cum my good right into your face[2]
Everybody says I’m one good ass chick[2]
And if you don’t think so you can lick[2]
My balls. Which, again, are filled with good[2]
Didn’t you know that I’m a good person
I’m pure angel through and through
Doesn’t it show that I’m a good person
So much gooder than you
And you. And you, and you and you
I’m a good person that’s my thing
My nickname is Mother Theresa Luther King
I’m a good person get it straight
And when I say good I really mean great
The best. Hashtag humble and blessed
Newsflash, fuckwads[3]: I’m a good person
Do what I can for you all the time
That’s how I am cause I’m a good person
I always find time to be kind
Sorry, so busy.
I’m a good, such a good, real good person
I’m a good person through and through
I’m a good, such a good, real good person
Lemme hear you say it too
Say it. Say it! Or I’ll kill your husband! I’ll do it! I’ll gut him like a fish!
Woman: You’re a good person.
Rebecca: Aw, thank you!
I’m a good, such a good, real good person
I’m a good person, yes it’s true
I’m a good, such a good, real good person
I’m a good person, get it?
FUCK YOU![4]

Reprise

The reprise of the song is "sung" through subtitles by the mute Mrs. Hernandez.

Mrs. Hernandez: (through subtitle) You're a good person, yes you are
Paula: Stop it.
Mrs. Hernandez: (through subtitle) Not just a good person, but the best by far
Paula: Don't get mushy. You're making me blush.
Mrs. Hernandez: (through subtitle) You're a good person in a way that's rare
Paula: Remember, don't tell anyone that it's...not really a good deed.
Mrs. Hernandez: (through subtitle) Pinky swear
Paula: You always know what to say.

Notes

  1. Changed to "nothin'" in broadcast version
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 Changed to "I'm a good person, and if you ask why
    I’ll spit my good right into your eye.
    Everywhere I go, I spread such bliss,
    And if you don’t think so you can kiss
    My ass, which is made of good." in broadcast version
  3. Changed to "douchebags" in broadcast version
  4. Changed to "Screw you!" in broadcast version. Additionally, in the explicit version, Rebecca gives Greg the finger, while in the broadcast version, she simply sticks a knife at him.

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