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"I Gave You a UTI" is a song sung by Greg Serrano in the episode "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?".

Lyrics

Greg: What's that burnin' feelin'
Every time you pee?
Well, that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me!

I gave you
A UTI!
Yeah, I gave you
A UTI!
My sweet love injection
Caused a urinary tract infection!
I'm just that good! I didn't even try, try, try!
I gave you a UTI!

Rebecca: Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria—
Greg: Don't ruin this for me!

That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you!
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I put them through!

C'mon, sing with me!
Rebecca: No, I'm not gonna do that.

Greg: I gave you (I gave you)
A UTI! (A UTI!)
I gave you (I gave you)
A UTI! (A UTI!)
I'm so good at sex,
Your maidenship got wrecked!
My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!
I gave you a UTI!

One night with me is pure ecstasy,
'Cause I know just what you like,
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike!

I'm so sorry, if you have to cancel that spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway...

I gave you (I gave you)
A UTI! (A UTI!)
Not an STD! (No STDs!)
Just to clarify.
Rebecca: Okay, good to know.
If it hurts to take a leak,
Well, that's just part of my technique.
What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? (This guy!)
I gave you a UT
I gave you a UT
I gave you
A U
T
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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