|Address:||West Covina, California|
|Occupation(s):||Grocery Clerk at Country Market|
|Aliases:||"Huge Fro Guy"|
|Family & Friends|
|First seen:||Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!|
|Last seen:||Josh's Sister is Getting Married!|
Marty has a crush on his co-worker Ally, but she has a crush on their co-worker Brody. Marty's crush mirrors the love triangle between Rebecca, Josh and Greg. Marty is similar to Greg, chasing after a girl who ignores him, which is why Greg feels the need to help him get his dream girl. With Greg's mentoring, Marty writes and sings a song to Ally titled, "Clean Up on Aisle Four ". The song is sweet and funny, but Ally is more interested in Brody's cartwheels.
- “Cause I’m the pimiento to your olive, I want to be inside of you, but instead my heart is on the floor, being crushed like the garlic we sell by the door"