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Put Yourself First is performed by the camp girls in I'm Back at Camp with Josh!. In this song, the girls that Rebecca befriends at camp give her a makeover and give her some rather oxymoronic advice. It is a style parody of girl groups, specifically, Fifth Harmony.

Lyrics

Girls: Put yourself first, girl,
Worry about yourself.
Make yourself sexy
Just for yourself
So when dudes see you put yourself first,
Tanya: They’ll be like, ‘Damn, you’re hot...
Tanya and Kayla: "...wanna make out?"
Girls: Push them boobs up
Just for yourself.
Wear six-inch heels
Just for yourself.
Rebecca: If it’s just for myself, shouldn’t I be comfortable?
Girls: No!
Put yourself first in a sexy way!
Kayla: Pierce your ears
Girls: Just for yourself.
Tanya: Put a hole in your earlobe
Girls: Just for yourself.
Chloe: Brace yourself.
Girls: This is gonna hurt.
Put yourself first in a sexy way!
Put yourself first, girl,
Worry about yourself.
Wear fake eyelids
Just for yourself.
So when dudes see you put yourself first,
They’ll be like, ‘Damn, you’re hot, let’s buy a house in Portland!’
Put yourself first for him,
That’s what you gotta do.
Put yourself first for him—
Rebecca: If I put myself first for him, then by definition aren’t I putting myself second?
Tanya: Don’t think about it too hard
Girls: Too too hard.
Chloe: Don’t think about it too hard
Girls: Too too hard.
Kayla: It’s a wormhole,
Tanya: It’s the Mobiüs strip,
Chloe: It’s snake eats tail,
Kayla: It’s the infinity sign.
Girls: Get a tattoo of the infinity sign,
On your lower back, just for yourself.
Rebecca: But I can’t see my lower back. Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid, is that a thing now?
Girls: Yes!
Put yourself first in a sexy way!
Put yourself first for him!

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