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"We Tapped that Ass" is a song sung by Josh Chan and Greg Serrano in When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?

Lyrics

Josh: I banged you here
Greg: I nailed you there
Josh: And on this couch
Greg: And in this chair

Josh: In the doorway
Greg: The hallway
Josh: And every stair
Greg and Josh: We tapped that ass all over this house

Greg: Sometimes him, sometimes me
Josh: Though never simultanously
Greg: But one of us was hitting it usually
Greg and Josh: We tapped that ass all over this house

Greg and Josh: You'll never escape us, 'cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes that you screwed
Greg: Here
Josh: And here
Greg: And there
Josh: And here
Greg and Josh: And even occasionally in your bed
Josh: That bed is really uncomfortable
Greg: Right`? It's like a prison cot

Josh: On the stove
Greg: And in the sink
Josh: And sorta in the fridge one time, I think
Greg: And then we hit the back patio
Josh: That's where we hit your back pati-OH!
Greg and Josh: We tapped that ass all over this house

Greg and Josh: How many times did we tap that behind?
Greg: Well, let's estimate
Josh: On an average day, I would have to say...mmm, five, six, seven, eight!

Greg: What? Too cheeky?
Josh: Hey, does this ring a bell? A little to the left
Greg: Oh oh ya, a little to right
Josh: Oh wait wait, back to the left,
Greg: right there, right there
Josh: Wait, no, you're doing it wrong. I'll do it myself...


Greg: Barkeep, what's on tap?
Rebecca: It's me. And my ass.
Greg: Uh, sounds refreshing!

Greg: On the table you were, willing and able
Josh: On the ottoman, you took a lot of man
Greg: And on the safe in the closet, I made a deposit
Xander: I also tapped that ass all over this house!

Josh: Let's wrap this up with a big finish
Greg: But where should we finish?
Rebecca: Please not on my chest. No, you'll scratch it!

Greg: On the accent wall
Josh: On the bathroom floor
Greg: You didn't care where
Josh: You just wanted more
Greg and Josh: How much more tapping could one ass endure?
We tapped that ass - tapped that ass - tapped that ass - tapped that ass all over this house
We tapped that ass all over this house!

Trivia

  • The musical style and step dancing, as well as the final pose are reminiscent of the song Moses Supposes from the movie Singin' in the Rain.

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