|"When Will Josh and his friend Leave Me Alone?"|
|Season 2, Episode 4|
|Premiere date:||November 11, 2016|
|Written by:||Erin Ehrlich|
|Directed by:||Paul Briganti|
|Previous Episode:||"All Signs Point to Josh...Or Is It Josh's Friend?"|
|Next Episode:||"Why is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?"|
|Featured Musical Numbers|
|“||They all look like gorgeous mermaids who grew feet and went to Coachella.||”|
—Heather Davis [About other Miss Douche contestants]
REBECCA GETS A DRASTIC MAKEOVER — Heather (Vella Lovell ) comes to Rebecca’s (Rachel Bloom ) rescue after a major mishap and Rebecca attempts to reinvent herself. Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin ) is left to pick up the pieces at work and finds herself at a crossroads.
|It Was a S*** Show||Greg Serrano||Greg is about to leave for West Covina and Rebecca stops him|
|We Tapped that Ass||Greg Serrano and Josh Chan||Rebecca imagines Greg and Josh singing about where they've had sex with her|
|Makey Makeover||Rebecca Bunch||Rebecca gets a makeover for her upcoming competition|
- Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch
- Vincent Rodriguez III as Josh Chan
- Santino Fontana as Greg Serrano
- Donna Lynne Champlin as Paula Proctor
- Pete Gardner as Darryl Whitefeather
- Vella Lovell as Heather Davis
- Gabrielle Ruiz as Valencia Perez
- P.L. Brown as Mr. Davis
- Christine Estabrook as Mrs. Davis
- Yael Grobglas as Trina
- Stephnie Weir as Karen
- Thor Knai as Xander
- Jerry Lambert as Pomona Planning Manager
- Steve Monroe as Scott Proctor
- Matthew Jones as Miss Douche Judge
- Elijah Nelson as Brendan Proctor
- Janis Valdez as Melanie Muñoz
Greg: But let's get real, we know the deal so darling let's not tip-toe, this thing we had was not just bad, it was a sh*t show.
Rebecca: Me seeing you on that bridge, that was a sign that we should be together.
Greg: I want to believe that, I do. But that's not how life works, Rebecca. There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now, I'm deciding to move forward with my life.
Heather: What? No, Valencia would never eat a – oh my god, it's Valencia.
- Santino Fontana (Greg Serrano ) and Vincent Rodriguez III (Josh Chan ) tap dance in this episode.
- First appearance of Valencia Perez in Season 2
- First appearance of Heather parents
- First time we see Heather's apartment