|"Why is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?"|
|Season 2, Episode 5|
|Premiere date:||November 18, 2016|
|Written by:||Sono Patel|
|Directed by:||Erin Ehrlich|
|Previous Episode:||"When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?"|
|Next Episode:||"Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"|
|Featured Musical Numbers|
|“||I get it; I'm Barb, she's Nancy. I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know, I just had an abortion dammit! It would have been nice to talk to my best friend about it. I'm so sorry, I should not have blurted that out.||”|
Rebecca tries to make amends with Valencia .When Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) forces Valencia (Gabrielle Ruiz ) to attend a festival with her, she finds she has more in common with Valencia than just Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III ). Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin ) finds a new friend in Sunil (guest star Parvesh Cheena), while Darryl (Pete Gardner ) learns something surprising about White Josh (guest star David Hull ) and ultimately, himself.
|Thought Bubbles||Josh Chan||Josh sings the song as he separates the cords at work|
|Triceratops Ballet (medley)||Instrumental||Valencia with Josh and Rebecca with Josh dance in competing ballets after Valencia and Rebecca drink the drugs|
|Thought Bubbles (Reprise)||Anna Hicks||Anna sings the song in Josh's thought bubbles|
- Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch
- Vincent Rodriguez III as Josh Chan
- Santino Fontana as Greg Serrano
- Donna Lynne Champlin as Paula Proctor
- Pete Gardner as Darryl Whitefeather
- Vella Lovell as Heather Davis
- Gabrielle Ruiz as Valencia Perez
- Parvesh Cheena as Sunil Odhav
- Eugene Cordero as Alex
- Olivia Edward as Madison Whitefeather
- David Hull as White Josh
- Michelle Hendley as Daisy
- Andrew Patrick Ralston as Sherpa Allen
- Brittany Snow as Anna Hicks
- Fay DeWitt as Lil
- James Morosini as Guy
- Keith Sallon-Wright as Carl
- Gregory White as 70s Man
Sunil: Kids. So selfish, am I right? My daughters are also self-involved. They're only three and want to talk about are Pegasuses like, all day.
Paula: Oh, that's not my daughter, that's my best friend.
Sunil: Sorry. Wait, really? She just had that 'me me me me' vibe.
Darryl: Look, when I saw all those Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old. But you know, these are my own insecurities, I don't expect you to understand. White Josh: Why not? You think you're the only one with insecurities?
Rebecca: I'm just realizing how much Josh has taken advantage of me time after time after time and I just laid down and let him. (Valencia starts to cry.) Oh, you're crying.
Valencia: Josh hurt me so much. I broke up with him, but the truth is he left me emotionally long before. I killed the relationship because I had to. It was already dead, and now I am so scared to be alone.