"Why is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?"
Season 2, Episode 5
Episode Information
Premiere date: November 18, 2016
Viewers: 0.50
Written by: Sono Patel
Directed by: Erin Ehrlich
Episode Chronology
Previous Episode: "When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone?"
Next Episode: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"
Featured Musical Numbers
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I get it; I'm Barb, she's Nancy. I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know, I just had an abortion dammit! It would have been nice to talk to my best friend about it. I'm so sorry, I should not have blurted that out.
"Why is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?" is the fifth episode in Season Two of The CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. It was written by Sono Patel and directed by Erin Ehrlich. It is the twenty-third episode overall, and will premiere on November 18, 2016. "Why is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?" attracted 0.50 million views.


Rebecca tries to make amends with Valencia .When Rebecca (Rachel Bloom) forces Valencia (Gabrielle Ruiz ) to attend a festival with her, she finds she has more in common with Valencia than just Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III ). Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin ) finds a new friend in Sunil (guest star Parvesh Cheena), while Darryl (Pete Gardner ) learns something surprising about White Josh (guest star David Hull ) and ultimately, himself.


Song Sung By Happened
Thought Bubbles Josh Chan Josh sings the song as he separates the cords at work
Triceratops Ballet (medley) Instrumental Valencia with Josh and Rebecca with Josh dance in competing ballets after Valencia and Rebecca drink the drugs
Thought Bubbles (Reprise) Anna Hicks Anna sings the song in Josh's thought bubbles




Memorable Quotes

Sunil: Kids. So selfish, am I right? My daughters are also self-involved. They're only three and want to talk about are Pegasuses like, all day.

Paula: Oh, that's not my daughter, that's my best friend.

Sunil: Sorry. Wait, really? She just had that 'me me me me' vibe.

Darryl: Look, when I saw all those Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old. But you know, these are my own insecurities, I don't expect you to understand. White Josh: Why not? You think you're the only one with insecurities?

Rebecca: I'm just realizing how much Josh has taken advantage of me time after time after time and I just laid down and let him. (Valencia starts to cry.) Oh, you're crying.

Valencia: Josh hurt me so much. I broke up with him, but the truth is he left me emotionally long before. I killed the relationship because I had to. It was already dead, and now I am so scared to be alone.


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