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Women Gotta Stick Together is sung by Valencia Perez in I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!. This song is a rather passive-aggressive women empowerment song.

Lyrics

Valencia: Women gotta stick together
Each and every day.
Women gotta stick together
In each and every way.
Females helping females
For the greater good.
Sisters helping sisters,
That’s called sisterhood!
Women have the power—
The power to make a change.
Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows,
And those jeans should be exchanged.
You really need a size up.
Some girls are born tall and thin,
And some are short and fat.
This girl smells like sausages,
But there’s nothing wrong with that!
Women gotta stick together
All across this land,
Except Denise Martinez,
That bitch I cannot stand.
Oh hey Denise.
Denise: Hey girl!
Valencia: Females helping females,
Like this girl here with the blotchy face,
She banged her best friend’s boyfriend
In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place.
Girl: What?
Valencia: Oh, you didn’t know?
So let’s all spread this message
Like Caitlin spreads disease
‘Cause a change is coming faster
Than Ashley drops to her knees.
Together we can clear these hurdles,
Except Marissa ‘cause she’s four-foot-eight.
We can climb every mountain
If the rope can support Haley’s weight.
What?
Women gotta stick together,
Do everything we can,
So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend,
I’m gonna lend her a helping hand!
Women gotta stick together
And tell each other the truth—
The truth is you’re all fat sluts,
And that’s called sisterhood!

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