You Stupid Bitch is performed by Rebecca Bunch in That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!. In this song, Rebecca punishes herself for ruining everything. The song is done in the style of power ballads by such artists as Celine Dion and Whitney Houston.


Rebecca: Well, Rebecca, you’ve done it now.
Yeah, you guys know this one.
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.
All that lying that’s been festering,
Plus breaking and entering,
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder.
You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
You’re just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn.
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch.
And lose some weight.
I was so close to paradise,
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.
These shards are a metaphor for my soul,
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll,
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be
When there’s no me left to complete?
You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
Sing with me!
Rebecca and Audience: You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
Rebecca: Yes, I deserve this!
Rebecca and Audience: You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think and deceives the people she loves.
Rebecca: Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb,
He sees me for what I am,
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, fat and stupid, simple, self-hating